the non-absurd boy

What if everything was real, and all stories were true?

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hideiwa:

japanese people: yeah sure wear a kimono even though you are white, just know what it means and stands for! and just understand that by wearing this, you are paying respect to our culture! so please do so with careful thought!

white people on tumblr: IF U ARE WHITE nEVER WEAR A KIMONO DONT EVEN FUCKING LOOK AT IT !!!! CULTURAL APPROPRIATION 101 IF I CATCH U SMEELING A KIMONO I WILL KILL YOU UNTIL YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!! DONT EVEN GO TO JAPAN OR THINK ABOUT JAPAN JUST DIE

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To the family and friends of Intern Maureen… et cetera.
Cecil Palmer, with enough weight and resignation in his voice that means even he knows how pissed Maureen will be when she, inevitably, returns. (via intern-aleis)

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'Retirement is great!' she said, 'I've taken up bird watching!'

She then showed off this new hobby; in the process demonstrating a deep misunderstanding of both the concept of ‘birds’, and the concept of ‘watching’.

The resulting fire wiped out the podium, and indeed the entire press-conference gazebo, sending both Pamela and the attending reporters fleeing in every direction.

Welcome to Night Vale
Episode 52 - The Retirement of Pamela Winchell (via postmodernpostman)

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Worry less about the person you once were. Or the person you dream you someday will be. Worry about the person you are now. Or don’t even worry! Just be that person. Be the best version of that person you can be. Be a better version than any of the other versions in any of the many parallel universes. Check regularly online to see the rankings.
Cecil, Welcome to Night Vale 52: The Retirement of Pamela Winchell (via callmethebrightness)